Roastly
Personality analysis, with teeth

Upload it. We'll roast it.

Turn your room, outfit, desk, pet, or digital habits into a brutally specific AI roast and a share-ready score card.

Get roasted freeSee how it works

One upload. One instant verdict. Zero generic quiz energy.

Roastly hero

Roast result

Chaotic Academic

Desk energy · 73/100

The Roastly promise

Funny without feeling fake.

Specific

Built from the details you submit.

Fast

From upload to verdict in moments.

Shareable

Vertical cards made for social.

From camera roll to group chat

Your personality, caught in the details.

Roastly turns everyday evidence into a punchline worth posting. Choose the subject and let the AI do the judging.

01

Pick your target

Roast a room, outfit, desk, pet, car, handwriting sample, playlist, or texting style.

02

Get the verdict

AI reads the details, finds the personality, and delivers a specific roast with a memorable archetype.

ArchetypeScorePunchlineHeat level

03

Post the evidence

Every result becomes a vertical score card made to look sharp in Stories, Reels, and group chats.

Pick your heat level

Start free. Come back for seconds.

Try the format before paying. Upgrade when you want more roasts, cleaner exports, and extra ways to get judged.

Taste Test

$0

Try Roastly with no commitment.

  • 3 roasts each month
  • Core roast categories
  • Share-ready score cards
  • Standard processing
Try your first roast
Full heat

Roast Pass

$7/mo

For serial oversharers and group chats.

  • 30 roasts each month
  • Every roast category
  • Multiple heat levels
  • High-resolution cards
  • No Roastly watermark
Turn up the heat

Before you submit the evidence

Questions, answered honestly.

Your camera roll has been warned

Ready to hear the uncomfortable truth?

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